Monday nia, my boss almost treat me eat fried cuttlefish....

I had to represent my department to do a presentation to some ang mo clients to discuss about a business plan. I took an early lunch today as I knew that the meeting was going to be right after lunchtime. But while having lunch just now, my boss suddenly called and told me that the clients have already arrived and waiting. He informed me that the meeting would be brought forward 15mins earlier, which was only like 10mins away from then.

I immediately discarded my food and rushed back to my office to grab my laptop and all the necessary documents and went to the conference room to meet the clients. I quickly sync-ed the projector onto my laptop and started playing the slides to show our clients our concept. 

The horror on everybody's faces when what was playing on the projector was the porn vid of Tori Black that I forgot to close last night. I knew I was a goner, my furious boss stormed towards me and demanded an explanation. 

I stammered "I-I can explain this, my bro-brother was...", before I could finished my sentence, one of the ang mo client stood up and said "Yo motherf*cka, what do you think you are doing? This guy knows his sh*t, this is good stuff. Let him continue". My boss was shocked, then diam diam and went back to his seat.

I did not pause the video as all the ang mo clients enjoyed it, while they pewpew and painted the whole room with their shakalaka. After the video, everyone seemed very energetic and revitalised, I proceeded to show our clients our concept and they liked it very much too.

In the end, my company managed to seal the deal with the ang mo clients and my boss was very pleased with my performance. Before the ang mo clients left, they told me that they like the way I held the meeting and would be interested to make future dealings with our company again. I took a bow and told them "It was my privilege".

After the meeting, my boss patted my back and praised me for the good job. But I pity the cleaning lady as she had to clean the room that was filled with shakalaka. Phew, get to keep my job in the end.